Ah moi vs Ah soh

The most hilarious moment of today, when a malay security officer ask'd me, "Ah Moi... so r u Ah Moi or Ah Soh? "
Well, he meant, am i married ? !!

Oh gosh, marrying turns one instantly into Ah Soh? ;D

LOL, bemused !

(In local lingo, Ah Moi = young chinese lass, Ah Soh = old 'aunty' /matron)